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quotes[0] = "I not only love your products but also your promptness in delivery. I have a feeling we will be talking soon and often, Thanks";
authors[0] = "R.H., Bridgeport, CT";
quotes[1] = "I just had to write, although I have seen you about town, in your van and have stopped you to tell you in person how wonderful your products are.";
authors[1] = "S.W., Encinitas, CA";
quotes[2] = "I just want to say how wonderful the Extreme cream is for sunburns...No peeling. No flaking. No pain.";
authors[2] = "B.H., San Diego, CA";
quotes[3] = "I've been looking for soap that is kind to my skin...and I think now I have thanks to you!";
authors[3] = "MJ.H., Clearwater, FL";
quotes[4] = "...I won jar of your Extreme Cream. I just wanted to let you know (as if you didn't already know) that the stuff is wonderful!";
authors[4] = "N.A., Honolulu, Hawaii";
quotes[5] = "Just tried sample of extreme cream you sent with my last order. Both my husband and I loved it!! So had to order the full size.";
authors[5] = "M.W., Hartford, Connecticut";
quotes[6] = "Received the soap today - thanks! It smells divine and everyone in the mailroom here at the Law School was jealous!";
authors[6] = "R.M., Ithaca, New York";
quotes[7] = "Thank you for the Gardenia Body oil. My girlfriend loved it. Your quick service was really appreciated.";
authors[7] = "G.M., New Lenox, Illinois";
quotes[8] = "I just wanted to tell you that the cream especially is amazing. I had the worst dry skin and your creme really works.";
authors[8] = "K.M., Burbank, California";
quotes[9] = "I am so lucky to have discovered your lotions. My chronic eczema condition is no longer chronic!";
authors[9] = "M.B., Las Vegas, Nevada";
quotes[10] = "I have been using your Extreme Cream, at night, for a year, and love it. A rancher from CO. asked me for my extra jar...";
authors[10] = "E.S., Valley Center, CA";
quotes[11] = "The extreme cream works great in the extreme dry of New Mexico! It is great for chapped lips too!";
authors[11] = "M.M., Albuquerque, New Mexico";
quotes[12] = "i am so in-love with your line of skincare products. they are magical. this i do for me. thank you for helping me to create a special moment in my day when i just take care of me.";
authors[12] = "G.E., Oceanside, CA";
quotes[13] = "I am a Massage Therapist, located here in Portland OR...I have heard of your lotion from a client that is a flight attendant and she just raves!";
authors[13] = "T.T. LMT, Portland, OR";
quotes[14] = "I got the extreme cream at the street fair this,summer, and now that it has finally run out, I've got to get more!  (and more, and more)  Thank you for making this product.  My skin has never felt better!";
authors[14] = "K.M. Solana Beach, CA";
quotes[15] = "I service swimming pools and do installation and repair of pool equipment...My hands get to where there would be cracks across the grain to the meat.  Ouch!!  Three consecutive nightly applications of Extreme Cream and my hands are silky smooth and soft.  Miraculous!";
authors[15] = "Tom 'The Poolman' R., San Diego, CA";
quotes[16] = "Received the soaps today. They smell great. Thank you for such quick service. I will definitely be ordering from you again. It's nice to have that personal touch.";
authors[16] = "K.M., Syracuse, New York";
quotes[17] = "Kristen, thanks for sending the new bottle of the original lotion.  The smell is so intoxicating!  I'm so happy with your products, I'm telling everyone.  My friend loved the gift set.  Thanks again.";
authors[17] = "J.C., Kirkland, Washington";
quotes[18] = "Thank you for your excellent service.  My order arrived yesterday.  The soaps smell heavenly. Thank you again.";
authors[18] = "A.F., Coopersburg, Pennsylvania";
quotes[19] = "Just wanted to let you know I received my order today -- incredibly fast shipping.  Everything looks wonderful (and smells fantastic!) and everything was very well packaged.  I am a very happy customer!  Thanks so much!";
authors[19] = "C.C., Fremont, CA";
quotes[20] = "Just wanted to let you know I received my order today -- incredibly fast shipping.  Everything looks wonderful (and smells fantastic!) and everything was very well packaged.  I am a very happy customer!  Thanks so much!";
authors[20] = "J.W., Millington, TN";
quotes[21] = "I just wanted to let you know that the Lotion lady products have made several gifts.  People just LOVE them...So glad that the items can be obtained via the web.";
authors[21] = "A.G., Redwood City, CA";
quotes[22] = "...I bought some Extreme Cream ...First thanks for getting it to us so fast.  Such great customer service! But most of all thank you for making such a great product.  It's the only thing that has worked and really makes a HUGE difference.";
authors[22] = "W.W., Austin, Texas";
quotes[23] = "Hi, I just wanted to let you know that I received my order and thank you so very much for the great service and fast response time.  I just love your products...";
authors[23] = "C.W., San Diego, California";
quotes[24] = "I did not expect such rapid shipping this close to Christmas. Not only did I receive my order, it was better than described! Fast shipping, well packaged and it smells great. I will be back for more.";
authors[24] = "J.K., Cleveland, Ohio";
quotes[25] = "I ordered the lavender dryer bags and lavender soaps this last weekend and received them today ... Thank you for your speedy delivery, I was very pleasantly surprised!  I love the products I purchased.  Anyway, thanks again for your great service.";
authors[25] = "D.M., Ventura, California";
quotes[26] = "My friend from Seattle, Washington sent me your product for my birthday about a year and a half ago. She sent me your soap and it has made a WORLD of difference for my skin. The three bars have lasted so long and I have converted my husband to the soap as well. Both of our skin is virtually acne free. Before we used to get occasional acne. Thank you so much Kristen 'Lotion Lady'!";
authors[26] = "M.B., New Brighton, Minnesota";
quotes[27] = "Dear Kristen, I am writing to let you know that we received the soap and Extreme Cream within 2 days of my order.  Thanks for such great service.";
authors[27] = "G.S., Fountain Valley, California";
quotes[28] = "Thank You, I will certainly share the cream with friends.  I love the stuff. I have extremely dry skin, especially at this time of year.  I have tried many creams and yours is the only one that relieves the dry skin and the itching of excema.";
authors[28] = "C.F., Ontario, California";
quotes[29] = "I have received the creams and lotions.  I love them.  My friend said my hands are like baby's, but I am over 40.  I am going to have her try it too. Thank you for the wonderful products.";
authors[29] = "Y.H., Cupertino, California";
quotes[30] = "Definitely worth waiting for!  The rose oil is magnificent!  Thank you for the rose soap too.  It is lovely.";
authors[30] = "K.P., Windsor, California";
quotes[31] = "I must tell you how much we love your cream.  We purchased it at the Farmers Market in Encinitis a few months ago,  and wow!!!!!!!!!did it ever help my cuticles.";
authors[31] = "D.R., San Diego, California";
quotes[32] = "About 8 years ago, I bought a jar of Extreme Creme for my dry elbows. I have not had dry elbows since and the jar is about 25% full, so I guess it is time to get another one.";
authors[32] = "P.C., La Mesa, California";
quotes[33] = "My friends in Australia loved the Cool little vacation bags!";
authors[33] = "J.W., Fallbrook, California";
quotes[34] = "Aaaaaah...so good to have EC (Extreme Cream) back in my life--thanks a lot, Kristen!";
authors[34] = "A.M., Solana Beach, California";
quotes[35] = "Hi Kristen, I just got back from a manicure and pedicure and my lady complimented on how much softer my hands, legs and feet were and I wanted to let you know since your lotion has made the difference. She asked me to give her the web site which I did. Terrific!!";
authors[35] = "S.C., King George, Virginia";
quotes[35] = "Thanks so much! I love your products and have seen a significant change for the good in my skin. I also love to give your products as gifts and always hear back how much family/friends enjoyed using them. I'll be watching for the last bar of soap in a few weeks.";
authors[35] = "J.W., Fallbrook, California";
quotes[36] = "Hi Kristen! I can definitely understand why the gardenia is a best seller! I won't need the body lotion before Feb.3...........so I will place my order online. Thank you so very much for making the most amazing Gardenia Scented Body Oil and Body Lotion that I've ever found. I get so many compliments...........everyone wants to know what perfume I am wearing............and how do I have such soft skin!!!!";
authors[36] = "E.R., Port Washington, New York";
quotes[37] = "Dear Lotion Lady, I bought some lotion from you last week at the Oceanside Sunset Market.  I was looking for something to quench the dry skin on my face.  All the other lotioins seemed to strip my face dry.  I bought your Extreme Creme and Original Avocado Lotion and I LOVE it!  After just a few days of using it, my skin is hydrated and I can feel good about my skin drinking it up. I'm so glad I found you and thank you for your wonderful products.  Do you have any plans to make lip mosturizer?  I put some of the extreme creme on my lips and it helps a little.  Thank you!";
authors[37] = "T.C., Internet email";

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